First off, I realize that this is in fact not a poster for the new Clash of the Titans, but simply a publicity still to promote the picture. You might be asking yourself why I would take time out of my morning to post said picture, which has no tagline? The answer to that question can be found in the teaser trailer for the 2010 release of Clash of the Titans below:REALLY?!? 'TITANS WILL CLASH' is the tagline that you decided to go with? Did they get lazy, because they just flipped the title? These big budget epics have kind of gotten out of hand. Does this movie really have an audience that a big studio is trusting to garner enough money to turn a profit. The audience is basically those who like Sam Worthington, scorpions, beards, ladies with no eyes, greek myths, swords, and desert fighting. One more thing, when did Sam Worthington become the go to guy for this types of huge flicks? No one knew who he was before Terminator SHITvation (see what I did there), and now he's the lead in Avatar, and this (possible) piece of cat dung.
Last thing, after watching that trailer and hearing the tagline, lets compare it to the original's poster, tagline, and trailer:
Experience the fantastic wins by a hair. It looks the poster for the ride at Disneyland. Still, I think both trailers look dope... I'm definitely that target market that digs chicks with no eyes, snake for hair, and sorcery abounding. But "Titans. Will. Clash" Fucking Really??!!! HIRE US!!!
ReplyDeleteAs it turns out, you two dummies aren't the only ones riled up about this
ReplyDeleteIt just blows my tiny idiot mind that you can spend, like, $100 million on a movie and then spend 1 second on your tagline. I like videogums post a lot. Hahah Edward looked like a scarecrow. READ
ReplyDeleteironically "READ" with nothing else, is actually the standard motivational poster for reading.
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