HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL!

Eli Roth's trailer for Thanksgiving was sublimely thouroughbred, serving a potent slew of tasty taglines like, This year there will be no leftovers. These posters were made to solidify the image of Roth's Thanksgiving as a lost Grindhouse classic of the holiday-slasher breed.

Eli has hinted at turning this into a full-length feature. But would that be self-defeating?