YOU JUST DON'T SEE GALL LIKE THIS ANYMORE

That's probably the best pun of my idiot career, so I'll make this post light. Besides, what can you say other than "Roll tape".

It's No Act. Mmmmm... I question you. I believe this must be about Act VII in the Comedy of Errors that is your life, Steven. "These are the 'Jects, you know... these are the Projects"... Bad Lieutenant.

Did you catch Lawman's own tagline? "It's not a job... It's an adventure!" No Steve, it's a fucking job, and it's exactly that mentality that makes people like me despise the police.

Woah... I'm losing it.