IT'S OUR 50th POST!
Admittedly not the most inspired theme for a post, but hey, we're 50: it's time for brainfarts and tapioca.
This one doesn't have a tagline, but, we get the idea. Anyone want to offer their own? I was thinking something like: Ever tried to motor-boat some 36 Z's?
Alright 50, I'll admit you've totally destroyed your proper share of careers. But what's going on here? Is that even New York? Oh wait, I get it. That's an un-Photoshopped picture of modern-day Detroit.
So you have to choose between holding on to your baby, or holding onto your Desert Eagle... Looks like you figured out an ingenious compromise.
Imagine having to win over the girl of your dreams... Every friggin' day. I like this tagline because it says everything you need to know about Happy Madison Productions. Also, you can actually hear Adam Sandler saying "friggin" in one of his two Adam Sandler voices.
In light of recent events, namely the experience of finding with surreal ease the clip shown above, I've decided to create an altar, a Cyber-Shrine, to the Almighty Omnipotent Internet, which I will pray to exactly 5 times a day, while facing Google Headquarters, also known as the Googleplex, in Mountain View, California.
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