Thursday, December 3, 2009

LEFTOVERS

The tagline goes a long way in describing exactly what's going on with this movie. I'll only explain that the Blood Freak is originally a "beefy, nomadic", God-fearing biker dude, who finds himself seduced by pot and boobs and, in conjunction with some chemically-spiked turkey fed to him by his poultry farm employers, this turns him into a turkey-headed killer who can only survive by murking junkies and sucking their skag-ridden blood. This film is said to have been "edited by Helen Keller".

ONLY THE BLOOD OF DRUG ADDICTS CAN SATISFY THE THIRST OF THE BLOOD FREAK MONSTER!


This is actually cover art for an album by the band Blood Freak. Needless to say, these guys like to go fucking ham on some death-core metal. Their singer has one of the greatest doom-gurgles I've ever heard, featured fully on "Kill Kill Kill".

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